Titleless Attack on Titan Fanfic
This was a prompt I saw on Tumblr, it was posted by destineytots and I decided to try my hand.
“Alright
everyone, let’s gather in the circle.”
A tall blonde man named Erwin sat in his chair at the head
of the circle and patted the seat of the one next to him. The rest of the group
turned to face Erwin, each eyeing one if the chairs. Seventeen chairs for
seventeen people.
“Come on
y’all! Don’t be scared!”
The group switched focus to the woman who had just spoken.
She flopped down onto the seat Erwin had indicated looking infinitely more
comfortable than any of the others.
“My name is
Hanji, by the way. I am a witch! What else, I am 30, I am from Texas, I just
recently moved here, and I am a doctor.”
Some of the others gasped. Most SN’s didn’t work in close
contact with humans, if they worked at all.
“Ha! I get
that reaction a lot. Being a doctor allows me to use my magic freely and call
it medicine. To be more specific, I am a pediatric surgeon. I deal mostly with
children who are victims of SN attacks. That was what I studied in college.”
All fifteen other people in the room gaped at her. This
woman was an anomaly in the SN world.
“Thank you
Hanji,” Erwin clapped his hands together. “Let’s all follow her example and get
to know one another.”
The others sat down nervously and promptly looked at the
floor. One boy looked around with a very upset look on his face.
“You, over
there. What’s your name?” Erwin had turned in his chair and looked towers
Armin.
“Me?” Armin
focused on Erwin and pointed to himself. Erwin nodded, “My name is Armin. I am
22, and I am a son of Cupid. I, like Ms. Hanji, work closely with humans. I am
a school counselor. It works with my powers so I can help people feel better.”
“Thank you
Armin! How about someone else?”
Armin
raised his hand, “Actually, Mr. Erwin? Can I try something? I noticed a lot of
negative feelings when everyone sat down. Would it be alright if I tried
something?”
Erwin
looked around the circle, “No one is objecting, go for it.”
Armin closed his eyes and smiled. As his smile spread the
feeling in the room lightened. The other group member looked up at each other.
Some of the people uncrossed their limbs and a few actually smiled with Armin.
Erwin and Hanji began to clap.
“That was
excellent! Is everyone feeling better?”
The group nodded and a few spoke words of agreement.
The group nodded and a few spoke words of agreement.
“Alright,
who’s next?”
A small man with an undercut
re-crossed his legs and put both arms behind his head, “Why the fuck not? I’ll
go. My name is Levi, I am 28, and I am a vampire.” He smirked and licked his
front teeth to draw attention to his fangs. He chucked as some of the group
grabbed their throats, “I love it. SN’s actually afraid of another SN. Don’t
you little shits worry, I fed this morning. Well, it would have been midnight
to you guys. Anyway, I don’t have a real job like those two over there.” Levi
casually tossed a hand in Armin and Hanji’s direction. “Since I can’t be out in
the sunlight without fucking roasting I stay at home and write in my coffin.”
He laughed darkly at the last bit and put his hand back behind his head.
The group glanced around, too scared to look at the man who
just spoke. For someone so small he scared the hell out of everyone.
Armin spoke up, “Excuse me sir, not
many people have every actually seen a vampire. But your tone and laughter I am
guessing that you don’t actually sleep in a coffin.”
“No shit Sherlock, we’ve got a real
genius here folks. No, vampire’s don’t sleep in coffins. I sleep in my fucking
bed like everyone else. Someone else go, my turn is over.” Levi looked
pointedly at a lanky boy directly across the circle from him. The boy locked
eyes with Levi and smirked, Levi raised an eyebrow in return. “You, what the
hell’s your name?”
The boy winked at Levi, “My name is
Eren. I am 22 and I am an incubus.”
“Hot,” Levi winked back.
Erwin cleared his throat, “Continue
please, Eren.”
“What else is there to say?” Eren
tapped his chin, “I just finished school. I’ve been doing it online. There
really isn’t anything else to say. Somebody else go.” Eren once again locked
eyes with Levi.
“My name is
Historia! And this is Yimr.” The small blonde girl next to Eren smiled and then
gestured to the girl next to her. Historia shook off her jacket and a pair of
opaque light blue wings sprouted from her shoulder blades. “I am 19 and I am a
fairy! I hope no one minds my wings being out; they get sore when I have to
keep them covered up.”
Hanji
gasped and clapped her hands, “They’re beautiful Historia! I love fairies!”
“Thank you
Ms. Hanji,” Historia blushed a looked down at her hands folded in her lap.
“Yimr always tells me to be proud of them but they scare some people.”
A loud
laugh came out of the girl named Yimr, “You should be proud of them babe! And
yeah, I am Yimr. I am 24 and a river nymph. Historia and I live together here
in town. She is a model and I am her agent. Alright, Freckles your tu-“
“Can we
take a pause? I am starving!”
Levi looked
to the girl next to him who was bouncing up and down, “What the fuck is up with
you?” He scooted far away from her in his chair, only stopping so he didn’t
fall off.
“Would you
mind introducing yourself first?” Erwin looked at the girl and she sat back in
her seat.
“That
works. You can probably all tell what I am since my eyes are getting red. I am
a ghoul. A 22 year old ghoul named Sasha. I am a chef.”
Historia clapped he hand over her mouth and Armin crinkled
his nose.
“That is
fucked up. I may be a vampire but even I don’t do that sick shit.” Levi closed
his eyes and shook his head.
Sasha looked confused.
The boy next to her, a shorter guy
with a shaved head, slapped her on the back, “Sasha, right? They think you cook
humans . . .”
Sasha’s eyes grew large, “Oh no!
No, no. I don’t cook people. Cooked meat is disgusting! I cook food for humans!
I work at a casino, there is a large supply of people I can eat that go
casinos.”
Eren looked appalled, “Holy shit.”
Armin blinked furiously, “That’s . . .
interesting.”
Levi just laughed, “That is
seriously brilliant.”
Sasha panicked, “No. I mean . .
. when people lose all their money . . .
some commit suicide . . . I eat what’s left . . . umm.”
Hanji looked at her fascinated,
“Please, go on.”
Yimr shook her head, “For the love
of some useless deity shut up.”
Krista gagged.
The same boy clapped her on the
back of the head, “Sasha, you aren’t helping yourself.”
Erwin stood up, “I think now would
be a wonderful time for a break.”